A Massachusetts church is launching a religious service for dogs (Because these people obviously don't know that All dogs go to heaven... which is also a really great movie). The Rev. Thea Keith-Lucas of Calvary Episcopal Church says the monthly service will help parishioners "who have a rich spiritual life as pet owners" share their experience of God with their canine companions. She said that barking and whining will be allowed during the services. "We want dogs to be dogs." she said.... (and we all know that what dogs want is to sit through church).